Posted under: Other

Man, what would I do if I had good cleavage?

Well, for starters, I’d invest in some flattering tops. Not the skanky kinds, but the ones that gives a nice subtle hint, you know?

Then, I would invest in some pretty awesome lingerie, like the Shirley of Hollywood line or the Victoria’s Secret line.

And lastly, I’d squeeze myself everyday… just to make sure I’m not dreaming it all up.

Posted under: Shoutbox

I love the summer because I can tan. Sure, there are those who are prone to skin cancer, but I have a feeling that that’s how I’m going to die.

But of course, since it’s swimsuit season, there will be quite a few quick schemes to lose all the weight, no? Some may want to read about a diet pill review or look for workout tips from magazines, but whatever the method, I think it needs to be consistent; not just for the season.