Things To Ponder? (2)

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So I’m going through my Entrecard sites and I come across this blog: The FBI Is Watching You. The first post I read is Things to Ponder.

I’ve decided that with each of these things, I will “ponder” my response below each.

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Yes! Life is sexually transmitted so technically, pregnancy and babies can be considered diseases…

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
If you look at it in the miserable sense, yes. If you look at it in the happier sense, it means that you have more time to spend with your loved ones.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
I had quite a bit of a laugh with this one. Why? Well, it’s obviously an oversimplification of men, but at the same time, it pokes at women by implying that they should be in the kitchen, making a sandwich for the man like a good, obedient housewife. I feel like I should take offense to this, but I won’t for this one.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
One word: StumbleUpon

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Okay, I’ll admit that it will suck major balls if someone were to shove me down the stairs, but it’s like watching those funniest home videos, you know? You know it’s awful painful, but you can’t help but laugh at the same time.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
That could be true, but then again, it ties back into number 9, doesn’t it?

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
We could take that lesson, but sometimes, criticism is good only if it is completely constructive. There can be criticism that will cut like a knife and by then, you just don’t want to hear it anymore.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut save you $30.00?
Because the economy likes to fuck with us tax paying citizens?

Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Well, not quite. The world isn’t necessarily “weird” to the Prozac people; it’s just a little hard to bear sometimes.

Number 1
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven’t got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.
Okay this is a little funny, but there are too many things that I want to argue with on this one and knowing me and knowing how tired I am at the moment… probably not right now.

If you want, go ahead and “ponder” away at these things and let me know what you think of them!

Tags: questions, statements, Thoughts